This is the first blog I’ve ever written. It took some time to decide what i was going to write about, then i got some help. You see I’ve been hard at work all week, my job can be quite stressful at times, as a result i really do look forward to my days off. This is the first of them. Instead of being able to relax, today I’ve had a bunch of stupid people asking me stupid questions “How can I annoy you the most today on the day that you want to be annoyed the least?”. “How can I make the day that you used to look forward to be the day you dread the most?”. “What cheesy phrase can I spit out from my arsenal of cheesy phrases that will make you groan the most?” I have several other questions that I just can’t wait to hear, but I’m hoping that you are smart enough to figure out the point by now. If not, I have a super deep hole you can jump in that will help you figure it out quite easily. While i’m at my most pessimistic there’s something about today that makes me want to reveal the things that make me bitter So here goes;

1. Llamas. How is it that they are any different than alpacas? And any animal that is famous for spitting is bitter in my book.

2. Railroad signs.

3. Crowds. Cause other people.

4. Clowns.

5. Pictures of sunsets. How do you know they aren’t sunrises?

6. Pillows on couches. When I have to throw 15 off the couch just to sit down, there might be too many.

7. Fingernails. They only protect the upper part of my fingers.

8. Toenails. They don’t protect my toes at all.

9. Cords. In order to have cordless things there always needs to be cords. What?

10. Bowling. Because it is possible for a little kid to beat a grown adult by accident.

11.Scissors. Why can’t I run with them?

12.Junk email. I’m still waiting for my $20 million from that guy in Africa that I sent my bank account number to.

13.Kardashian.
If schadenfreude exists, please allow the KKKKS (Kim,Khloe,Kourtney,Klan, Scott) to get accidental horrifying plastic surgery to their faces.

14.Burnt popcorn.

15.Coconuts and coconut scented lotion used by people next to me.

16.nubs, stubs, or any other name for what’s left of limbs

17.radio commentators who talk over the music

18.becoming dumber by the day because of the crowd of idiots i work with

19. Parents of ugly babies who don’t realize their babies are ugly

20.Combining famous peoples’ names when they’re together (i.e. Brangelina)

21.Kids who don’t feel like they need to learn anything because the world’s getting dumber all the time

22.People Who Complain About Their Weight While Simultaneously Eating Bad Food

23. The noises dogs make while licking themselves

24.People who stare into your car as you drive by

25.Getting an anonymous text message from someone who wants to play the “guess who this is” game.

26.Fast food. People are getting fatter and lazier.

I think that probably about does it. I am hoping for a better day tomorrow. Perhaps i’ll compile a list of the things i actually like!